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Wednesday, October 12, 2005
Pre-Natal Class=BORING!!!
So Bob and I started our prenatal classes a couple of weeks ago and so far we have learned absolutely nothing! It is like reliving high school health class where everyone starts snickering the moment the instructor says words like: perineum, anus, vagina, or penis. It's ridiculous, yet I laugh too! Our instructor is an older lady...I would say in her late 50s early 60s and she is VERY monotone! Makes for a long 2 hours! Plus the chairs they give pregnant women to sit in are HORRIBLE! Can we say "back support" people! COME ON! We get a break about half way through but sometimes that just doesn't cut it. Next week should be interesting though...lamaze...we shall see...
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Hopefully it will get more informative for ya. HE HE HE phewwww...he he he phewwwwwww....lol and maybe you will get to watch the movie about giving birth....whoopieeeee!! lol
I enjoyed our class. They showed a movie where this woman was starting labor and she was sitting in a chair. Her midwife/doctor lady was bent down on the floor "examining" her and suddenly the woman's water broke. There's one shower I'm sure the doctor didn't want! It was hilarious. And our teacher was telling stories about past classes where some 14 year old had gotten pregnant and her and her boyfriend were in the class, and they asked the teacher if, when she turned the lights out for the deep-breathing/relaxation exercises, they could make out since they weren't allowed to elsewhere because their parents were ticked off that she was pregnant. Gossip is always interesting.
Hey, that could make it more fun for you...when you get into the lamaze practice and they turn the lights off, start necking!
Yeah, they already showed the video of the birth...Bob almost gagged...it was hilarious!
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Necking is awesome!
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